piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

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brookeeverdeen:

books-and-cookies:

I swear, Mockingjay will blow everyone away. 

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healingx:

If I tell you I miss you its a huge fucking thing don’t overlook that shit it took a lot to even say it.

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